By Gus Iversen

Written on index cards over the course of a hot summer, JAR is void of any useful advice.

Whenever a child asks you something
look them very seriously in the eye
Take them by their little hands

No matter what the question was
tell them the exact opposite of what is true

In time this child will grow to see
the hazy genius of your answers
through the reflection of your words

accumulating a greater sense of
what is by certainty of what is not

And with her gaseous wisdom
she will lend herself to stopping
all kinds of vague and otherwise
unapproachable forms of evil