a total orphan
before he was 2 months old
/ he is emotionally stunted
teenage girls would love him
if he went to their school
and he would break their hearts
like porcelain coffee mugs

donald has less than
a kindergarten level education
/ spent his childhood in hospitals
nearly lost his tail to a lasceration
when he was only 7 months
/ had it shaved for surgery

now he's twice that age
not interested in school or girls
prefers to hang around the house
examining the space below doors
fighting plastic bags
and pushing things off ledges