MY WILD SIDE

go stand out in the hallway
and i'll go fall asleep
push the buzzer, don't be denied
invite me to my wild side

now take this bucket full of pears
fling them at my head
get smart if i should try to hide
i'll meet you on my wild side

invite me to my wild side
you'll get your answer there
call forth your hands
insane demands!
invite me to my wild side

pour ice water on all my clothes
pan fry this deck of cards
kindly paint the curtains grey
do not ask about my day

invite me to my wild side
can't believe i had to ask
buckets of pears don't buy themselves
my life's alive, the nouns decried
invite me to my wild side